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Vampires flock to Notre Dame Hungry brood targets morning kaffeeklatsch
NOTRE DAME DE CAFFEINE — InformationWeek’s early morning kaffeeklatsch was
interrupted by a brood of French vampires in search of a stiff drink. The trio
descended upon a small gathering of unsuspecting journalists who had gathered
in the Gothic cathedral to discuss the technological issues of our time.
 Pollywog Gardenvale and Surfdaddy Orca speak to a pushy, dark-winged "Angel of the Night" as Ziggy Figaro offers them a drink. “They looked tired and hungry, so I just assumed they were journalists,” observed Pollywog Gardenvale, publisher of The Seventh Sun. As I reached for my de-Babbler, one of them fluttered past and pushed me clear across the room. Then she turned and said, ‘Nice to eat you,’ which I just assumed was her French accent.” When offered a drink, they denied being vampires, although their profiles suggested an affinity with the undead. As might be expected, they did not stay for coffee or for the discussion. * * * Sponsored Links
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