Message from QatanI Damdim:
Klingons invade Second Life

Once in this world, I led a five-warrior invasion to a local nightclub to conquer it for the Empire. Aptly named Vixen’s Volcano, it was deep within a volcano—as if they thought this would save them from the KAG Empire.

At the dance we assessed our enemies’ weaknesses—only to learn of a powerful Q-like race known as the Lindens. Knowing they had the power of the Q Continuum, we felt the invasion would fail and aborted the mission and just danced the night away. I met a creature there named Ganta. I was unsure what it was, but later learned it was an attractive she-cyborg. Not Borg, cyborg. But I digress.

Upon return to Qo’noS, I reported my findings and was promoted to Elint Commander to learn more of this planet. I commissioned the construction of the Great Hall Embassy and was appointed as Ambassador to SL from Qo’noS.

Inside the Great Hall I met potential new recruits to KAG. The cube with the KAG symbol gives a note card with a link to The Klingon Assault Group.

This world is indeed amazing. Living here is addictive. I feel it is important to caution any warrior to maintain control over his or her real life and not let this “second life” take over. If you are not up to the challenge, then stay away… but if you have the metal, then come join me in glory.

My appearance has changed since I first arrived and I fell in the battle of hearts to my Second Life wife Ganta, yes we are now two hearts beating as one… but that is another tale.

From Stardate 2006.11.11 when this invasion began up to today where we are now, the name of KAG is spreading. At the Great Hall Embassy, I have added a dance floor to draw in more recruits and a lounge to torture Romulans or pleasure ourselves… come to think of it, where’s the difference?

To answer the questions currently on your mind… What is Second Life? Are there other 3D worlds? Why choose one or the other, or any? Second Life is exactly as it sounds, it is a “second life,” a 3D interactive chat room with people from all over the earth. Everything you can do in real life, you can do in Second Life—except you can fly!

There is a Bird of Prey to board, anti-gravity ships to fly, weapons and battlefields… I have a working Disruptor, Disruptor Rifle, a Bat’leth and a Daq’tag. In some areas you can kill or be killed… I have done both. There are at least four or five other 3D worlds out there. Why choose one over the other? Only so we Klingons can all be together in the 3D universe. However, there is no reason why you could not join them all. Each one offers a free membership along with a paid one. Want to know more? Contact me in-world.

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